No words for this one...

Dis da reason I had to start dis blog.

Could this be my Papa de Azucar?

I want to help you fly,
But not away from me.
I want what's best for you,
But fear what that might be.

There is no paradox
More difficult than this:
That I would die for you,
Yet not give up your kiss.

So do not mind my madness;
Fly bravely, if you must:
I'll watch you, happy in your joy,
And teach my heart to trust.

-Casanova909

Monday morning nonsense

oh my god, you're gorgeous, if you had a penis i'd suck your dick all the time

-READ_CHOMSKY

Guess he doesn't know what my initials stand for.

Just plain wrong

Look at the guy in this picture.  Would he talk to me?  No.  Would he talk to you?  Negative.  Would he talk to his own reflection?  Doubtful.  They'd probably get into fights about who was hotter.  So when I got an email from him, I had to investigate.


Being the tech saavy broad that I am,  I discovered a little app on the Google browser called "Google Goggles."  You take a picture of something, and if it's anywhere else on the web, it will come up.  So of course, I "goggled" my new friend, and he came up as an Australian bodybuilder and model--WHO JUST FUCKING DIED A FEW WEEKS AGO FROM A HEART DEFECT.  What's worse, this creep used about 7 or 8 of his pictures.


I don't even know where to start with this one.  Being the bitch that I am, I reported this guy the OkCupid police.  They didn't give a shit.  Way to keep up your reputation.  When "MattSab" asked why I wasn't talking to him, I politely sent him the article about this guy's death.  His response? "oh snap he is dead?"


So this loser tried to say that he did it so that he could go online and catch his girlfriend.  Really?  That's what you do with your life?  Couldn't you just say "Hey bitch, are you cheating on me?"  Guess that would waste too many brain cells.


RIP Aziz Shavershian

Big or little spoon?

wanna meet for drinks and then maybe snuggle tonight?


-xp10019


Nope jackass.

What my initials REALLY stand for

This is a conversation between a Swede and I:


Swede: hello, i really would like to be your friend and get to know you, what means this big letters in your name, TG


Me: Those are my initials


Swede: my brother was wondering if it mean trans gender?


Me: Do I look transgendered to you?


Swede: i didnt wanna show him your photos, your wery femine for me, you look great, i have never sean no trans gender, dont know what it is


Me: Your brother was asking if used to be a man


Swede: it is ok if you was a man, i dont care, you seam great to me and i like you


Me: I'm not talking to you anymore. I am a woman.  Goodbye.


No need for commentary on this one.

Could u rezizt?

Sure u get diz alot but u hav awesome eyez


-pumpumking


There' nothing more gangzta than a man who can uze a "z" inzted of an "s".