Just plain wrong

Look at the guy in this picture.  Would he talk to me?  No.  Would he talk to you?  Negative.  Would he talk to his own reflection?  Doubtful.  They'd probably get into fights about who was hotter.  So when I got an email from him, I had to investigate.


Being the tech saavy broad that I am,  I discovered a little app on the Google browser called "Google Goggles."  You take a picture of something, and if it's anywhere else on the web, it will come up.  So of course, I "goggled" my new friend, and he came up as an Australian bodybuilder and model--WHO JUST FUCKING DIED A FEW WEEKS AGO FROM A HEART DEFECT.  What's worse, this creep used about 7 or 8 of his pictures.


I don't even know where to start with this one.  Being the bitch that I am, I reported this guy the OkCupid police.  They didn't give a shit.  Way to keep up your reputation.  When "MattSab" asked why I wasn't talking to him, I politely sent him the article about this guy's death.  His response? "oh snap he is dead?"


So this loser tried to say that he did it so that he could go online and catch his girlfriend.  Really?  That's what you do with your life?  Couldn't you just say "Hey bitch, are you cheating on me?"  Guess that would waste too many brain cells.


RIP Aziz Shavershian